highfireDANGER!

incendiary wit from a perpetually curious techfemme... and the crap I find on the interwebs.

It all makes sense...

Garfield Minus Garfield is a site dedicated to removing Garfield from the Garfield comic strips in order to reveal the existential angst of a certain young Mr. Jon Arbuckle. It is a journey deep into the mind of an isolated young everyman as he fights a losing battle against loneliness and depression in a quiet American suburb.



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Oh, I do it all the time.

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I'M A USERRRR SUCK MY ERROR REPORRRRT

OH: GAHHH I fucking HATE windows. Why won't it work? Why is there just a fucking hourglass? Nobody knows! And there's nothing you can do about it! We're Microsoft! SUCK OUR DICK! WE'RE MICROSOFT!!!!111!12

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I can't tell if I want this to be true or not...



Send in the clown-cats!
Thundercats fan-made trailer, via I Watch Stuff.

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Intimate Intimacy

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This coolant looks like the blood of an alien race.
@nickabusey is torturing me with Surfin' Bird. Apparently the bird is the word, if you haven't heard.
ping.fm: enabling obsessive ubiquity in three easy steps! (it's pretty cool, really).
As I grow older, I feel less and less like I owe an explanation to anyone for who I choose to be. This feels a lot like freedom.

Pretty much, yeah.

NEW WATCHMEN TRAILER

A wet recording sound? Pandora, you cad.

I've got this super cute coworker...

Yes, We Have.

Self-portrait

samantha, via iPhone

I <3 lens flare

samantha, via iPhone

Talia climbs the screen

My car speaks in memes

samantha, via iPhone

Speak no lolspeak

samantha, via iPhone

So dramatic!

samantha, via iPhone